Panasonic Youth

Reviews of New Food

I’ve been away from McSweeny’s too long. Many good things here: Reviews of New Food.

from Onion Sprouts: So, with your box safely stowed in its own plastic Safeway bag, I take you home, fully prepared to honor my hunger with your goodness. I load you on my sandwich—a boring bologna accompanied by an uneven tomato slice and plain-Jane cheese. I think even the thin layer of mustard coating the insides of my sliced white cannot compare to you.

Now I have learned. Oh. Have. I. Learned. </em>